Study the Studies
Monday, January 4, 2010 at 04:14PM Have you ever noticed that there are some seriously ridiculous studies going on in the world?
Scholarly folks love to study the most outlandish subjects (such as the largest squid known to mankind, a 26-foot- long squid corpse found off the coast of New Zealand) or topics (such as why microwaving sponges to kill germs may not be such a great idea because it can also cause the cleaning device to burst into flames).
Today I read of a new study that shows texting while driving is even more risky than talking on a cell phone while behind the wheel.
Really? You needed an investigative team to prove that hypothesis? Most of us ordinary schmuck could figure out that one. Yes, yes, I'm sure they needed the hard facts to back up their proclamation, but instead of obtaining a grant, interviewing participants and pouring over pages and pages of statistics, couldn't the scientists just call a meeting, take a quick vote and have the head honcho conclude,"Heck, YEAH, when you're driving, texting is more dangerous than cell phone talking. I almost ended up in a ditch off the highway when I tried to text you that I was running late for this meeting!" It sure would save a bunch of time and money.
But that won't happen. Trust me, stay alert and you too can identify this decade's Really Stupid Study.
Next thing you know - Heaven Forbid - they'll sanction a study trying to pinpoint the detrimental effects of blogs on the hemispheres of the human brain.




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